I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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