You really coming over, don't trick.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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