Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level