What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.