hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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