Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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