My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
there is puke in my bra ... again
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