We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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