That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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