Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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