come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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