CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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