There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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