alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
time to smoke my breakfast
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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