im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
How does it feel to date your dad?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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