Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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