Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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