Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
