We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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