in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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