I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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