Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I can't trust your balls anymore.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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