i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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