Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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