Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
The ass gains better be worth it
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