Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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