I cannot find my penis.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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