You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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