I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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