actually, I'm a sock model
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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