And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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