You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
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I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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