Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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