Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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