You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
