spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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