Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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