guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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