WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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