Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
i now understand why vodka
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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