420 ftw
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
COCAINE IS GR8
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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