Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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