You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He keeps bees of course he's weird
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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