Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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