wrigley field is MILF paradise
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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