"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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