I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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