I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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