He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
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She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
My feet surprised me
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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