Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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