my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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