OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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