i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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