I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
worst night to have a conscience
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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