The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.