If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia